It must be true... I read it in the tabloids
▪ A couple who thought they were alone on a beach gave wedding guests quite a show when they stripped off their clothes and swam naked past a reception at a Massachusetts restaurant. Zachary Tomko, 29, said he hadn’t noticed the beachside restaurant when he and Holly O’Neil, 20, decided to skinny-dip. Police arrested the pair, and Tomko and O’Neil paid $282 in fines. But bride Leah Allen said the swimmers made for a “really interesting wedding day.”
▪ A teenage One Direction fan screamed so hard during a concert by the boy band that her lung collapsed. The unnamed 16-year-old woke up suffering a shortness of breath following the Dallas show and headed to the hospital, where doctors discovered that her passi go public with her rare injury. “I told her she’d meet One Direction,” he said, “but she was too embarrassed.”
▪ A bumbling armed robber who allegedly held up his former workplace was arrested after his old colleagues recognized him. Police said that Cleveland Willis was wearing a ski mask when he entered the KFC where he used to work and demanded that employees empty the register. One of them recognized the robber’s eyes and voice, police said, and asked, “Cleveland, is that you?” The thief replied, “No, it’s not me,” before driving off in a silver Nissan Altima—the same car Willis used to take to work. He was arrested soon after.